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brown eyed agony

When Sylvester Stallone fucks Dolly Parton in the ass.

"...and the only part I remember from that shitty movie was when Dolly said, 'Ever since I've met you, it's been nothin' but brown eyed agony!'"

by Twat Waffle May 02, 2005

i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me

I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college. I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind. My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.

Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't? Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me. Isaiah: ... Me: ... Isaiah: yeah, same.

by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021

scott agony

When the pain is unbearable, but you still vote for Trump.

The scott agony of this decision is fake killing me.

by pgomez1 February 13, 2018

Agony

Stepping on Lego

Person 1: " Hey bro, can u come help me? " Person 2: "No, I'm experiencing the agony of stepping on Lego."

by pureboredom May 29, 2020

Agony

extreme pain, extreme physical or mental suffering

She crashed to the ground in agony. Their last agony

by Ryanisnotstraight September 20, 2021

Agonis

Agonis is the one pretty boy but he will be so angry for anything.He is kind,athletic and him favorite game is football.He is friendly and cuteeee❤️

I need a friend like Agonis

by Prettyyyyyy October 10, 2021

agony-pipe

A clarinet.

This was that same agony-pipe, which, in the German rhapsody, wails its way into the most exciting of all symphonic expressions of the jazz idiom...

by Delbosco October 15, 2021