A fork of Rural Dictionary
a fat boy who seeks for sex but unfortunately he can’t find a girl who can be fucked
he is albi
when you fuck so hard your arteries burst and your blood starts pouring everywhere, you have to be rushed to a&e where you may or may not die an excruciatingly painful death.
Yooo Ash did the Dirty Albie, rip man i loved that nigga
Alby J K. Pretty dumb Alby Jam Kit Strawberry not vanilla jam
You did you see Alby's latest jam kit
A racist green dragon who lives in a marmalade forest between the make-believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage of course. He also (like all other dragons) cries tears of jellybeans. He is mentioned in "Albi" by Flight of the Conchords.
And so all the people of the village Chased Albi the racist dragon into A very cold very scary cave and it Was so cold and scary in there that Albi began to cry dragon tears, Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!