Country Dictionary

punt predates the AIM definition with its use on AOL. To punt someone was to kick them offline through the use of a known IM exploit, usually with a program written expressly for that purpose. It was usually something like a buffer overflow or what not.

dude, i just punted that whore

To fail miserably

I punted that test last week

1. n. female ejaculate 2. v. to orgasm (feminine)

1. Uncooked egg whites look just like punt. 2. I finger blasted Stacy so hard she started to punt all over the couch.

The act of going on a trek from the southern tip of Puntland, to the northern tip of the Horn, and finally bathing in the Guardafui Channel (marinka gardafuul)

they're about to go punting

I'm not coming.

Yo wanna go get dinner? Punt. I'm punting.

When a woman fucks a man in the ass with a strap-on. In other words, kicking the ball to the other team.

I walked in on Jane punting John and I almost puked.

Noun: A flat-bottomed boat, ideal for exploring the Rivers Cherwell and Isis. Can carry 5 or 6 passengers, and ought to be stocked with champagne, Pimm's, chocolates and strawberries prior to departure. Verb: To spend a period of time - ideally an afternoon - in such a vessel. (Generally used as a gerund.)

College finally bought a punt, so we needn't wait in line with the tourists this weekend. What a lovely afternoon, let's go punting!