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angler

A little turd from Terraria, waste of space, literal definition of useless.

Player 1: Yo wheres the angler? Player 2: I left him with the sharks to eat him. Player 1: Why? Player 2: He is the most disrespectful little fetus who sits all day arsing you to do his tasks for the shittiest rewards ever, you dont even get anything useful.

by Not skullnoober February 13, 2021

angler

A little turd from Terraria, waste of space, literal definition of useless.

Player 1: Yo wheres the angler? Player 2: I left him with the sharks to eat him. Player 1: Why? Player 2: He is the most disrespectful little fetus who sits all day arsing you to do his tasks for the shittiest rewards ever, you dont even get anything useful.

by Not skullnoober February 13, 2021

Angler Fish

A person (often a woman) who uses angles, lights, and subterfuge to lure in a mate (often on a dating app).

"Damn homie... that girl ain't a catfish, but she's sure an angler fish"

by Wally G. December 08, 2022

VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS

Da wording on a dockside sign dat warns aquatic sportsmen about of a serious bacterial infection of fish caused by throwing videocassettes into the water.

I always find da "VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS" signs puzzling, since conceivably most folks who would be venturing out on a lake or river would not even have televisions or VCRs with them, and so there should be little problem of folks tossing their broken/unwanted tapes overboard while they were cruising around in their skiffs and yachts.

by QuacksO November 17, 2021

angler affect

Dangling happiness in front of somebody until they've been caught in the icy jaws of marriage and are absorbed into one being like angler fish.

A: Have you heard from Rowland lately? B: No he's been caught by the angler affect, he's gone forever.

by TherealDLimb December 11, 2016