A fork of Rural Dictionary
April 5th is national “fin grows a pair of balls and Dylan punches them in their new sack day”
“Be careful. It’s April 5th. And Dylan’s right over there!!”
National make out with your partner even though you aren’t dating behind the dumpsters after school day.
Aaron- Guess what Grace- what? Aaron- it’s April 5th Grace- omg I’ve waited a whole year for this
I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.
bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo! bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!! :(
National ask out your crush day What are you still doing here go one
April 5th is a day of the year
The day of the Tianamen square massacre
Chinese citizen: April 5th 1989 Chinese government: -1 BILLION SOCIAL CREDIT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPE-