A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges
Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating
What Ari is about to get
Person one: What did Ari get for new years? Person two: their ass beat.
When someone is being jumped (using someone stronger than the each group member individually) the person would choose one person through hating them the most or just at chance and give selectively kick his ass.
"Jason was jumped by 4 people but gave Micheal a selective ass beating"
a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio
I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please