A fork of Rural Dictionary
Matt Beaty is a baseball player currently in the Dodgers organization His talent is unmatched and is undoubtedly better than Barry Bomds in his prime. This is why Matt Beaty is the greatest player of all time.
Friend: “Hey, who’s the GOAT of baseball. Barry Bonds, Hank Aaron, or Ken Griffey Jr?” A very intelligent man: “Matt Beaty”
A large object one can inject into the anus and put the other end into the nipples, erecting the nipples then causing the penis to ejaculate 3 loads of semen
Dan where is my meaty Beaty mcneedy my penis is feeling cold
A extremly beutiful girl who has been through so much but know one knows she is extrmely smart but has bad grades because she cant consitrate because she misses her dad
Wow I miss my Randi Beaty so much Ya I know I should ask u out
A shot of whiskey with a raw egg in it.
Bryan did A warren Beaty's last night.