A fork of Rural Dictionary
Belts is another word for Affirmative , and can be used in place of words or phrases such as "thats cool"or "Thats the shizzle"
Friend: check out my ice BOB: Belts Friend1: I just got an A on my Art final" Friend 2:"Thats belts mate"
Properly securing an errant boner behind ones belt when standing up in public.
"Dude, I was staring at Tinas tits in class today and the bell rang. I had to belt it so no one would see my chubby and laugh at me."
After achieving something great, the in-your-face gesture of putting on a championship belt, derived from Aaron Rodgers famous celebration.
Bill: I just aced that test. When I walked out, I gave the class the belt. After that massive dump, I gave the toilet the belt.
1. To get shouted at really loudly in front of people who decide your cool quotient (eg; friends and peers, never parents). 2. To go really fast down a road or a lane in a vehicle.
1. Dude, He got belted by his girlfriend for flirting with other gals. 2. He literally belted his chevy '65.
Enforcer of mothers' wills. Doesn't need to be an actual belt, just the notion. Sometimes the enforcer of fathers' wills, also.
Boy 1: Man, I'm in advanced classes. Boy 2: Why? Boy 1: Yeah, cuz my mom said I had to. Boy 2: Do you always do what yo momma tell you to? Boy 1: Yeah, she got a belt!
The state of mind of an individual who has intentionally or unintentionally swallowed, smoked, snorted or shelved one too many illicit substances. Usually related to the state of mind reached after a person's 5th or 6th ecstasy tablet where rational thoughts no longer exist and unrelated tangents of conversation flow whilst sporting a stupid grin.
Man have you spoken to Daz since he shelved those last 2 pills? He's belted!
Dad: That's it, you're getting the belt! Son: No.. Dad: *whip* Son: *Pleasurable moan* Dad: ?? The son jumps onto his dad shoving his PP in his mouth, then taking him down to the basement and tying up so he sucks his pp for ever. Don't belt your kids