Country Dictionary

Falling asleep on XBOX Live, preferably in a party with your friends.

Where happened to Joe? He probably pulled a bert with his hand in a bag of chips. You better not do a bert again tonight.

noun: a woman that thinks she is incredibly sexy and kind but is actually poopy and gross and has herpes on her mouth.

“please let me back into the friend group. i don’t want to be a bert.”

Bert or burt when you can see right down a girls cleavage when a girls cleavage is clearly on display

This group of guys see a girl where she has a low top and they could see a quite clearly her boob Once one see's her boobs, they will say bert/burt in a loud voice. Not shouting it out just saying it rather clear and letting other people who know of the meaning of the word that there is a girl with her tits showing

A shmexy fellow who will probably move to a different school after being at you school for maybe a month. He acts gay but that okay because it's Bert and you have to love that stupid cutie. Total ladies man, sweet as a pickle.

Girl: "Omg who's that?" Guy: "Oh, that's Bert, we use to be friends in Elementary." Girl: "Well damn, he's cute."

1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any" might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish

You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.

Bert. Other wise known as breaking of the wind.

The dog berted 5 or 6 times yesterday.

V. To utilize inappropriate materials and methods to repair a damaged object. Term originated to describe the quality of work done by a friend's father - Bert covered their whole roof with duct tape to seal a leak instead of just replacing the shingles.

That guy totally Berted that roof - who would ever think that someone would use actually use $300 worth of duct tape to fix a roof leak?