Country Dictionary

The small dark curly pubic hairs you find in a hotel room when you turn down your clean bed.

Everytime I turn down my bed at a hotel, I find bink-binks on the sheets.

To take a shit so tiny like that of a rabbit

I just took a bink I binked in your shoe You smell like a stinky bink

bink an insult towards a woman, generally nameless

I mean if I went 'round sayin' I was an Emperor just 'cause some moisten'd bink lodged a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

soaking a tampon in in alcohol (like vodka) in then inserting it into your butt -hole

Yeah Rod was so fucked up lastnight I don't think we should be binking with him anymore

An adolescent preteen female neighbor with a prominent tendency towards promiscuity.

"my neighbor is such a Bink"

The hipster term for 'binge drinking'.

- Oh god Ella is lying under the table again... - Yeah... She's been binking all weekend!

An awful parking job

That’s a bink