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"The Blob" is a movie that has been twice made, once in the 50s, and again later in the 20th century by horror film director John Carpenter. The story is loosely based (very loosely) on the H.P. Lovecraft short story "The Colour out of Space," and concerns a life-sucking, flesh dissolving blob of protoplasm that arrives inside a meteorite.
If you've read "The Colour out of Space," don't bother seeing either version of the Blob - they twice butchered Lovecraft's artistry.
A red alcoholic cocktail containing vodka, peach schnapps, cordial and raspberry served in a pint glass and red stained tissue in substitute for an umbrella. Contains the weekly recommended allowance of alcohol and sugar for a grown man in one week and may give you the shits the following day.
A time when you need to keep your distance. Woman's menstruation cycle.
"I'm blobbing this week"