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I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps

What a weeb or otaku says when he's going to lay you out on the floor and he means it.

If I catch you trying to steal one of my anime figurines again, I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps.

by sebacostamr January 07, 2019

Eat pussy till you break your jaw

Eating pussy until you break your jaw. This usually happens after eating pussy for at least 7.5 hours, but weak pussy eaters have been known to break their jaws after 1 to 2 hours. Only serious pussy lovers will put themselves in danger of breaking their jaws form mawing on pussy

What's wrong with your face? I broke my jaw eating pussy again. I just can't stop. Drink till you drop and eat pussy till you break your jaw I love eating pussy so much I broke my jaw once. But now I warm up with a little ass eating before I dive into the pussy

by The Wolf of Alma st October 29, 2020

He breaks your heart I break his legs

A phrase usually used by a guy to tell a girl that if another guy hurts her emotionally that he's there for her. Example: He will beat the living shit out of the other guy so that when his mother looks at him she says "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ what happened?" Most commonly used when a girl is going to get with another guy when the person saying this phrase has a crush on the girl.

Sally: I might go out with Johnny. Mike: He breaks your heart I break his legs. Mike: I'll break him so bad, when his mom looks at him she'll say "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ." Sally: Wow you really mean that Mike? Mike: Yup. Sally: I might think twice about going out with that asshole Johnny now.. Mike's thought: oriighht

by MrDinkleberry November 06, 2005

He breaks your heart? Break his ankles

Now we're even

A: Unbreak my heart A: Say you'll love me again A: Uncry these tears B: BREAK HIS ANKLES! HE BREAKS YOUR HEART? BREAK HIS ANKLES

by effyou2.0 October 15, 2020

break down your walls

Usally a boy saying to a girl in reference of 'hard sex'

Her: im a virgin Him:ouu imma break down your walls

by Tiathawierdone January 07, 2018

Beat The Breaks Off Your Ass

1. To beat the shit out of someone. 2. To fuck the shit out of someone.

1. Keep talking that shit homie and I'll beat the breaks off your ass. 2. Girl, lets go back to my crib, so I can get beat the breaks off your ass.

by drew251 February 21, 2009

National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th. Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.

boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

by em.ily.et April 11, 2018