A fork of Rural Dictionary
(v) To be ripped-off by a turdish individual; to be jipped by an asshole, douchebag, or dickhole
I just got an '03 Civic from the used car lot and it overheated on the drive home! Taking it back to get them to fix it... Hope they don't try to turd burgle me.
to sneak into someones house/room, like a burglar, but with the express purpose of laying the hate down by throwing their property everywhere, rather than stealing it.
Dude, sloan got black out drunk in Vegas, went back to the hotel room and hate burgled himself before he passed out!
Having allocated time for onanistic endeavor, plans are foiled by the unexpected arrival of unwanted person or persons. (usually flat mates, worse parents).
"I got home from work early and had made all the necessary preparations when my flatmate returned and goddamn WANK BURGLED me."
A word you might say that expresses anger, frustration, or pain in an action that you or another person does.
"Oh urgle burgle! I stubbed my toe!" "Urgle burgle! You drilled the screw in the wrong place!"
When someone reaches inside your ass and literally steals your shit. The Hot Burgle typically coincides with sexual acts, but can also be achieved while the victim is sleeping or passed out.
Eric knew Kathy would steal his heart but he had no idea what he was in for until she hot burgled him.
The act of being a sperm burglar.
Mike, "I have a similar problem." Dave, "you've been sperm burgled too?!?!?!"
The action of taking, or to take someone or a turt(turtle).
Aww man, I was completely turt burgled the other day Hey man you wanna go turt burgling with me tomorrow. "I'm here to Burgle your Turts!"