A fork of Rural Dictionary
Company Paid Shit - When you need to pass some time at work, take a shit and pass the time all while getting paid.
Where did Kacey go? She's not in her office.
She went to go take a CPS, I can smell it from downstairs.
1. (v) Cock Punch
Forcefully sending one's knuckles into the cock of another individual. Often done for the sake of justice. Great Justice.
2. (n) Cock Punch
The act of cock punching.
3. (n) The main weapon in the war for justice (great justice) waged by Cock Puncher.
Alex: "That guy is such a dick, someone needs to CP him for justice."
Mike: "For great justice!"
When a girl under the age of 18 decides to perform fellatio on a man, while letting the man film it and take pictures, then the man posts it, then it results in the man being arrested for possession and production of CP.
John: Man did you watch the vid of my daughter's friend's sister's classmate's mother's niece suck on my tool on teh internets???
Bob:...
John: Did you???
Bob: No, that's CP dude.
CPS or Covert Phone Sex:
Not much unlike phone-sex but no one admits to masturbation while participating. They may hint it but it will USUALLY remain unknown. Silent orgasms are a requirement for CPS.
Joe: Last night me and Clair had CPS!
Joe: And I had a silent orgasm!
Joe: And she had one t-
John: How the hell would you know if she had one? It was silent. Plus, I don't give a rat's ass.