Country Dictionary

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Caillou

A bald, dickwad who many children use to watch on TV. He doesn't deserve any hair, much less a TV show, so he is bald. His Mommy and Daddy absolutely hate the child, and tried to put his bald ass for adoption, but nobody liked him. See Dickwad.

Caillou is the boy who everyone hates, he even may be a crackhead.

by spooped August 03, 2018

Caillou

Caillou is a soiled little shit TV show on PBS, Caillou can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love.

Mom: "Caillou you cannot buy that popcicle" Caillou: *screams*

by Bob Chum Person January 16, 2018

Caillou

An annoying brat who cries and screams and like mentally dies everytime he doesnt get his way. (Aka brat)

His dad: time to take a bath! Caillou: REEEEEE NUUUUU FUCK CHU *yeets him out the window*

Caillou

A lil boy that has a dead brain and has an inverted penis.he also has cancer

Caillou is a shit Caillou fucks his mom

by Ueuehdu March 11, 2019

Caillou

A children's show featuring an aggressive bald kid who is easily irritated and agitated when things don't go his way.

Caillou made me search for my virginity.

by Pro December 28, 2004

Caillou

Ugh, he’s that whiny bald kid on PBS that teaches kids how to be assholes. I bet 100 bucks his mom is chugging down some vodka every night

Caillou: MoMmEeE cAn i gEt a ChErrY oN mY iCecreAm?!? Mom: Well we actually don’t hav- Cailllou: NOOOO MOMMY AHHHHHRGhjjreREEER British Narrator: Caillou was upset because he really wanted a cherry on his ice cream

by bubble.chald January 17, 2020

Caillou

A whiny, bratty, short, annoying, stupid, crappy freaking 2 year old on a freakin annoying pointless tv show that I hope has ended.

Never in your life's do you ever want to be a caillou, because then everyone will hate you and want to kill you.

by Troll_monkey_(got.u.so.gud) November 07, 2016