A fork of Rural Dictionary
Doggy Style for classy people.
Gerald requested the Canine Configuration for his birthday. Heather laid there and thought of England.
Political correctness gone completely bezerk
Humane Society Leaders: You can't refer to this animal as a dog. This is a CANINE-AMERICAN. We're taking you to court. Where's Jesse Jackson when we need him. Person 1: Nice German Shepherd Uptight treehugging loony (in a high pitched voice): excuse me???? This is a canine-german-american. How dare you offend his culture you racist.
Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!
Poncey synonym for the Dog's Bollocks.
That rollercoaster was the absolute dog's bollocks. It was the proverbial canine's testes.
See: The dog's bollocks, the mutt's nuts Meaning: The very best - unbeatable.
The Bugatti Veyron is the canine genitalia mate, I'm tellin yer!
another way of saying 'dog water'
"you're badddd, you're canine h20", taken from the infamous song called "One Shot"
Right as you're cumming, your dog trots over and walks right into your cumshot making your pooch temporarily blind and disoriented.
Jim: The weirdest thing happened to my dog yesterday. John: What happened bro? Jim: I gave him an accidental Canine Cumshot. John: WTF!