A fork of Rural Dictionary
The area between the vagina and the rectum.
I was going down but discovered a nasty hair canyon.
Man Canyon- (man can-yin) (n) A crevice or canyon (such as the Grand Canyon) in a male specimen
Russel bought a clean roll of toilet paper to keep his man canyon tidy -or- Holy Moly Judy, that man canyon is deep! -or- DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAamn, that man canyon is a one hairy jawn!
The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys. Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.
Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night. Jalapeno: Woah, really? Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend. Jalapeno: Gay, much?
When you head canon something so far fetched it becomes illogical and impossible to believe.
I head-canyon that the smurfs are really white supremisists. That's why they all wear white.
A small town overrun by cops that have nothing better to do than to harass innocent teenagers trying to have fun. Instead of helping Vallejo where actual crime is happening
American Canyon Cops: Cop1: hey I'm tired of sucking your dick cop2: what dick? cop1: lets arrest that kid! he's not wearing a helmet! cop2:yea! i dont wanna help Vallejo, I'll get shot! cop1 and 2: Yay!!! we're pussies!
Big expandable pussy that can fit numerous dicks inside. Stretched pussy
Lady: He is small Man: Maybe the ball park was too big, even a 747 (jetplane) looks small in the Grand Canyon
indigenous native of the South West United States that have not learned to build more than a tent
Look at those Canyon Niggers over there, with their teepee tent cult.