A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you double handed deep dog throat a man in his mid to late 30's while drinking a corona beer on a Wednesday afternoon
I gave that man the best Wisconsin Capri-sun of his life.
The pouch of wine in boxed wine. Commonly found at your local supermarket and used by middle age women after the divorce. Also used by collage girls after a break-up.
Guy: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex Guy2: what will you drink now Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try
When you pour a Capri Sun in your girlfriend or wife's vagina and begin to fuck her until you cum then proceed to drink it with a straw
Hey man, I heard you gave your wife a Nasty Capri Sun last night
Instead of racking up lines, Capri-Sunning or doing a Capri Sun is snorting drugs directly from the bag via a note/straw
Pre Tense: I've got some coke if you want some, I can't rack here. Do you fancy Capri Sunning from the bag instead? *Passes bag with straw in it* Past Tense: Holy shit! I just Capri Sunned 2 grams, I think I'm gonna OD!
When you sick a straw like thing up a girls pussy and suck it out like a Capri Sun
Last night me and my boyfriend tried Capri Sun
after swallowing a load of James chode
woah it was so big I had two capri suns.