Country Dictionary

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charity

The over rated corrupt political hell spawn of an "helpful and friendly place" made from the foul and amoral government to mind control famous innocent souls to do their brainwashing bidding for their sinful funds and to torture those who dare to say or think the truth.

Youtuber (Markiplier): I dyed my hair pink for charity!
The Government: *proceeds to brutally molest innocent children*
The CIA: *proceeds to hypnotize the poor to shoot innocent kids at school*
The FBI: *proceeds to make up bullshit about mental illnesses and charity helping those in need*
The ATF: * proceeds to give the hypnotized firearms and explosives, while making alcohol cause psychopathic behavior*

The DHS: *proceeds to hire terrorists to scare the people and play the victim role*
The NRC: *proceeds to purposely make nuclear plant accidents to cause death*

by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 19, 2023

charity

crystal methamphetamine - street slang

ayy fam i'm tryna get all whacked out on charity

by farklee February 04, 2016

War on Charity

A movement to reduce the funding of charitable organizations, using means such as legislative measures or philosophical arguments to discourage private charitable donations.

The term is modeled after the concept of "War on X" popularized by several former U.S. presidents, including Lyndon B. Johnson's "War on Poverty" and George Bush's "War on Terror".

"The plan to cut allowable tax deductions for charitable donations makes it appear the government has launched a War on Charity."

"That article about the selfish motives of giving are part of that magazine's War on Charity."

by caewwtduh April 02, 2009

Charity Dip

The act of helping out a friend by letting him get a brief insertion into your girlfriend/hookup.

No worries, I'll let you get a charity dip with my girl.

by geneticlyperfct April 18, 2011

Charity work

Hanging out with someone simply because nobody likes them or they are less fortunate.

The other night I went to get icecream with Ben. I love doing charity work.

by Jesuslovesyou69 September 08, 2019

charity slice

A small slice of pizza, typically received when a larger slice is anticipated. If a full pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, this sliver would be representative of the "Donate it to Charity" portion.

They gave me the charity slice- I would like to exchange this for the Keep It!

by Keep It April 22, 2011

chariti

Chariti is the coolest, prettiest, and most popular girl in school. Even though when u meet her she might seem weird and partly emo, on the inside she has the most caring and loving soul. Chariti might be emotional sometimes...but, when u get to know her u will understand why. Chariti loves anime Including Pokémon and fairy tale. She also loves Minecraft and will play roblox on a regular bases but sometimes she is to lazy. Instead she will watch YouTube. Chariti is all-around the perfect girl.

"OMG! Did u see that girl with all of the pokemon school supplies?"
"Yeah I heard target sold out and she had to pay the shipping fee"
"She must be a Charitit!!!"

by Bae cool January 02, 2017