A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of rubbing your penis around the inside of a KFC bucket for lubrication
Dude, the greasy chook worked perfectfully on Rebecca over there, I think she gained an extra kilo!
When someone ultimately rides them selves off with drugs or alcohol,says something stuiped, does something stuiped,wears something stuiped,or someone who is overdoing it to a whole new level
Bro1: “walks in the room jaw side ways with a Mexican hat on a pogo stick with glow sticks for sunnies”
Bro2: bruzzy Ive told once I’ll tell you again you yourve cooked the chook mate seek help
A nickname given to the emu by rural farmers and country folk of australia
Hey Shazza, the bloody bush chooks got into the paddock again.
Just call every C*** at work Chook! Even if doesn't make sense
Some dickhead: G'day fellas
Some legend: G'day Chook!
An outcome to one's detriment resulting from an incorrect decision.
Akin to stepping on one's own appendage.
We really Poofter Chooked ourselves by taking that shortcut.
I completely Poofter Chooked myself when I agreed to take this job.
A fatass burnt chicken nugget that taunt’s white and Asian chickens and is the most dominant chicken race (niggachook)
Head down Lachlan its Nigga Chook