A fork of Rural Dictionary
A penis which is wider than it is long. Can also be used to describe a subject that is particularly weird/grotesque/"chuddish". Much to popular error, it is pronounced "Chudd", and not the alternative "Chode", which is completely incorrect. Words can also be added to the end of it, to create a new word which shows great literature and lingual skills.
Man: Did you hear about that Berty guy? Friend: Yup, complete chud! Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud! Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog" Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"? Friend: What the one about the giant chud? Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD! Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD! Berty:........what's a chud?
Name given to the homeless mental patients who were put on the street when the asylums closed. They were confused and scared so some returned to the closed asylum, the only place they felt comfortable.They live in the catacombs and go out only at night to look for food and clothing in the trashcans and dumpsters. They have excellent night vision and hearing, and they tend to be lean and strong. Their children are retarded and animalistic, and even more adapted to life in the wild. They avoid people because even being retarded,they know that an encounter will bring police in on them. Their dead are buried in secret places and not documented or marked. They have a habit of trading things for food or toys. They are tribal, and we think they have chosen a queen and we think she writes her name as ROWDY!
Do not meddle in the realm of the Chuds, for you are crunchy and go well with catsup!
The word used by libs asa an asnwer to"Woke" And like "Woke" Has lost his meaning
So "Joe biden is an union-bursting Chud and his menntor was a KKK grand wizard"
a poop of massive proportions. or just another word to call a super irritating person.
woww asshole. your chud just clogged my toilet. get away from me you chud.
A Chewing Gum A stick/piece that you put in your mouth. Usually tastes like mint but other flavours are available such as Cinnamon and Juicy Fruit (from Wrigley) Used to freshen breath, and also used by some people because they like the look of chewing it. The ancient Greeks chewed mastiche - a chewing gum made from the resin of the mastic tree. The ancient Mayans chewed chicle which is the sap from the sapodilla tree. North American Indians chewed the sap from spruce trees and passed the habit along to the settlers. Early American settlers made a chewing gum from spruce sap and beeswax. In 1848, John B. Curtis made and sold the first commercial chewing gum called the State of Maine Pure Spruce Gum. In 1850, Curtis started selling flavoured paraffin gums becoming more popular than spruce gums. On December 28 1869, William Finley Semple became the first person to patent a chewing gum - U.S patent #98,304. In 1869, Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna introduced Thomas Adams to chicle. In 1871, Thomas Adams patented a machine for the manufacture of gum. In 1880, John Colgan invented a way to make chewing gum taste better for a longer period of time while being chewed. By 1888, an Adams' chewing gum called Tutti-Frutti became the first chew to be sold in a vending machine. The machines were located in a New York City subway station. In 1899, Dentyne gum was created by New York druggist Franklin V. Canning. In 1906, Frank Fleer invented the first bubble gum called Blibber-Blubber gum. However, the bubble blowing chew was never sold. In 1914, Wrigley Double mint brand was created. William Wrigley, Jr. and Henry Fleer were responsible for adding the popular mint and fruit extracts to a chicle chewing gum. In 1928, an employee of the Frank H. Fleer Company, Walter Diemer invented the successful pink coloured Double Bubble, bubble gum. The very first bubble gum was invented by Frank Henry Fleer in 1906. He called it Blibber-Blubber. Fleer's recipe was later perfected by Walter Diemer, who called his product Double Bubble.
James: *pulls pack of chewing gum out of pocket* Morgan: Oh can I have a chud off you please; my breath is stinking after that kebab. Charlie: Just going into the shop to get a pack of chuds.