A fork of Rural Dictionary
Butt sex. A term once used in the UK, at least among soldiers, for doing their girlfriends in the ass.
When Sgt. Adamson's wife got wise with him, he bent her over and ran his schlong up her Chutney Tunnel.
A term used to describe a homosexual.
"I say James old chap, your friend over there looks like a right old Chutney Ferret"
A term of endearment for someone who takes it up the anal passage.
Your mother takes it up the chutney!
A homosexual Male...other common terms include; Treacle dipper, Marmite miner, Fudge packer, Ian Black and Anal Coloumbus
Indian Music originating from the Caribbean Islands. Made popular by the "King of Chutney Music" Sundar Popo! A favourite Among Indo-Caribbeans in New york,Miami and London.
Chutney music is a hybrid of Latin/African/European Pop and Indian Classical musical styles and is from the Caribbean States of Guyana and Trinidad.
Fecal discharge of more robust composition than bum gravy, but less substantial than normal constituted turd. Rating approximately 5 on the Bristol Stool Chart.
Oh man I had such amazing butt chutney after the curry last night.