A fork of Rural Dictionary
Similar to "choking the chicken", "clobbering a snake" also refers to masturbation. The main difference is that you can only "clobber the snake" while playing Farmville in Vancouver.
I walked in on CT Clobbering a snake last night.
New clothes. Clothes which were bought for a 15 year old lad by his mum for £70 from sports direct. Usually go out of trend within a month.
Fresh clobber Matt lad 😍😍
Coco the clobber is a major celebrity in ireland. Hes so lana del Rey euphoria core Hell clobber ya behind lidl Hes literally so dainty and petite Hed put the entire euphoria cast to shame ngl x
"hey, guess who I just saw!" "Omg who" "Coco the clobber, he was getting active behind tesco"
an irregularly large male genitalia. Ranging from 9.5-16.5 inches in length, with a typical girth of 4-5 inches. It is easy to spot a shmeat clobber through one’s garments.
Jessica: Oh my god! All of the girls love him. Stacy: I wonder why. Jessica: It’s a no brainer, he has a shmeat clobber!
To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole. quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.
I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!
When a girl gives you some wicked ass head.
Me: “Jenny really clobbered down on me last night, my shit spit all over the ceiling” Friend: “Damn tell shawty to clobber down on ya mans too” Me: “Yeah bro, that shit was bussin” Friend: “She must really know how to push some wigs back”