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ass clown

Roy "Big Country" Nelson who is a better coach then Shane Carwin from TUF 16 on FX and who is an entertainer who can laugh and show is ass and still fill your life with joy.

That ass clown made be laugh so hard I pooped my pants. Roy Nelson is a coach that made me a better fighter and person while Shane Carwin watched.

by UFC Fan - Dana White September 13, 2012

ass clown

1)a person who does something beyond stupid. 2)someon who does something stupid for attention.

This kid is such a fucking ass clown.

by ROB M. November 10, 2006

Ass Clown

An "Insult" used by idiots who can't come up with a better insult so they pull a clown out of their ass and say "This r ass u, u ass clown!!" and then he gets punched in the throat.

First of all we didn't help you because nobody likes you, Second, WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ASS CLOWN YOU INBRED RETARD?

by T.I.T.L.e. September 08, 2010

Ass Clown

It's when a girl with lots of make up is eating your ass while you are standing up and her mascara and lip stick leaves a mark on your ass that resembles a clown's face.

Man that chick from the bar with all the make up was tossing my salad last night and I woke up with an ass clown.

by KY KidXXX September 23, 2010

ass-clown

When a person acts like an asshole AND a clown at the same time.

You are such an ass-clown.

by Entries may be edited March 08, 2008

ass clown

someone whos a total ass. usually pisses off others by their general existance

zac is a total ass clown

by dood faygo November 29, 2006

ASS CLOWN

A construction worker who takes an office position and conveniently forgets his blue collar roots. He then tries to shit all over his old co-workers in an attempt to look good to all the bosses and get a head of the other ass clowns he works with in the office. Typically these people are also trying to achieve cock smack status but aren’t smart enough to find their ass with both of their hands.

"Mitch used to be cool until he got that promotion. Since then he has been a real Ass Clown"

by Bob Dicks January 30, 2008