A fork of Rural Dictionary
A plce where weed is legal and everyone is high and drunk snowboarding.
A hyped up state in the American West known for having a very dry and arid type climate and legal weed. It’s very transient, last year 193k people left and only 30k came in. That’s the biggest exodus in over 10 years. It’s a beautiful state, even though the mountains are hard to get to with traffic and sometimes dangerous weather conditions combined with horrible drivers (especially in metro Denver). In Denver, the so-called “Natives” are passive aggressive white trash. The women think they can walk on water as it’s known as “Menver”. It’s rated the worst dating scene in the county as of 2017. It’s got great neighborhoods, combined with a surprisingly vibrant nightlife. Crime is on the uprise and the homeless population is ridiculous. People are way to slow and leads to pathetic service at restaurants. Attitude sickness is real and a total bitch. Colorado is a great place but not to live in full-time.
Guy: “I moved here for work from Los Angeles.” Girl: “well I’m from Iowa and let me tell you how much I love Colorado and hate L.A.” Guy: “I’m not about to start taking advice from some goddamn hick.”
A place to legally smoke weed. A.K.A every drug dealers dream.
“let’s go to Colorado if you know what I mean, hehe...”
A place where the weather changes from freezing cold to heat stroke inducing in matter of days (not an exaggeration). Where your either a yuppie, snowboard bum, or non-english speaking. If it weren't for the great snowboarding and skiing, Colorado would collapse into itself due to all the boredom of all people existing on it.
"So wheres the ocean?" "Um there is none... but we can go to Chatfield, a big pond with huge jagged rocks on the bottom and smelly green polluted water and call it the ocean."
turning your penis inside out and wrapping it up in your ballsack, then your mate licks the entire package
The eager preteen searched for "coloradoing" on google.
A bad place with nothing to do, unless your a druggie
This place sucks, yeah it must be Colorado
The man positions himself on the back of his shoulders with his knees over his head. The woman sucks him until he starts to ejaculate. Then she quickly pulls off, allowing him to spray his own seed all over his face. They then finish with a sloppy kiss.
"So he took me back to his place, and he asked for a Colorado kiss. I'm still washing that crap out of my eyebrows!"