A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of rubbing ones crotch without even realising one is doing so. It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.
Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as: - Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance - Queing in the bank to withdraw money, - Confessing in church - Collecting your child from preschool S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment
YOU WOULD KNOW! HA! HAHAHAHAHA!
Hym "See that's funny because that's how you act... You act as though your swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite.. That what you act like. Ha!"
Conscience is to Con-Science... aka Bend Reality Science is just the faith that the future will behave like an observed present, now known as the past.
Once you discover what conscience really is you'll start to con-science and bend reality
No it fucking isn't. The voice of God? Come on dawg. You're not even trying anymore. Your conscience told you to slaughter the cannanites? Jephthah's conscience told him to burn his own daughter.
Hym "So, what is the fucking ACTUAL claim here? People are confusing their conscience with some ethereal reality monster and acting based on that and doing deranged horrific things? I mean, it's more likely than not the natural byproduct of a bifurcated mind and years of cultural indoctrination but whay is going on here? Did I run out of religious commentary to steal without realizing it? Jesus! That's ridiculous. Your conscience is the voice of God and your boner if Jesus' priapism. His ghost is possessing your weiner to... Um... Remind you that he died for your sins."
A phrase used to describe people who have no depth to their personality, are insufferably boring, cannot handle deep conversations, and maybe even stupid.
"Wow, Emily! You are a level 1 conscience person! I never want to talk to you again after this!"
A feeling of remorse towards oneself for a reprehensible act.
Ted stole some jelly beans from Alice and now he has a doody conscience so hes going to apologize.