A fork of Rural Dictionary
A typical response to a dumb or pointless anecdote among friends.
Kyle: So, today I was driving home from work and I noticed a streetlight was out. Kavon: Cool Story Dude!
A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.
Amelia: My grandfather died Zeus: Cool story bro
cool story bro is a saying that someone should say if they are bored, uninterested, or don't care about what another person is saying. cool story bro has to be the most annoying thing invented either than "i know you are but what am i ?" csb is the short form, and there is different ways you can say cool story bro . like cool story bro, write a book about it, cool story bro, want a medal ? and cool story bro, no one cares, cool story bro, make it your status, cool story bro, write a status about it . but who gives a fuck !? because people who say cool story bro are just faggots who think they are cool .
person 1: kay so on the weekend i went over to em's house for a sleepover and we -" person 2: cool story bro, write a book about it"
This term can be used, within the company of those you are close with, to in fact, congratulate a bro on a good story.
JLT: And that's how Frodo destroyed the ring Everyone else: Cool story bro.
The phrase a person uses when he/she couldn't possibly care less about what you have to say, yet feels the need to satisfy your "story" with a response. Very commonly received when the person using the phrase feels as if they are superior to you in each and every way, and would like nothing more than to pound your face into the ground. As made famous by Katie Dalmas.
":M---|---< DUCKMAN! :M-|-< ASIAN DUCKMAN!" "Cool story bro."
when someones on your dick accussing you of sommin stupid on your dick like a blowjob
''did you complete a bowel movement and release a stool upon my unsuspecting dog'' ''cool story blow'' ''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet'' ''cool story blow'' ''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair'' ''cool story blow''
the same thing of "cool story bro" but more dumb.
gamer 1: I have a my first pentakill last nigth in League Of Legends, using Shaco, was amazing only me and my friend gamer 2: pics¿ gamer 1: I forget them gamer 2: cool story bra