A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cort "Fucking" Allen
Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds
The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts
Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so
Cort Allen- a wild animal who waits in the shadows for cigs and beer
Quer dizer que se não há corte não há dorte 😉😉
"ELE NÃO CORTOU!"
"ELE NÃO DORTOU"
"não corte não dorte"
"Ele cortou a mão"
"Pois! Não corte não dorte!"
Expressão inglesa "No cut no dort!" trazida para Braga, Portugal.
Significa que quando não há corte, não há dorte!
"ELE NÃO CORTOU, ELE NÃO DORTOU, NÃO CORTE NÃO DORTE"
"Ele cortou a mão"
"Pois não corte não dorte"
Delusional piece of garbo who thinks she's a goddess
1: Bro did u hear about Jazzy Cortes
2: Omg not her
Cort is the biggest communist you know. He starts everyday with listening to the State National Anthem of the Soviet Union. Cort greets his friends as comrades and some of his biggest hero's include, Karl Marx, Fidel Castro and of course the great Joseph Stalin. Cort spends his days peeking in peoples windows and reporting his neighbors to the authority's for breaking social distancing. Eventually Cort wants to be Justin Trudeau's right hand man in turning Canada into the next USSR
look, there goes Cort again marching down the street, waving a soviet flag and blasting the anthem with his boom box.