A fork of Rural Dictionary
A crimp is a penis that does not open, and has no opening to pee, if that can be visualised. It is largely mythical as I have yet to come across someone who will openly admit to having a crimp. But then male lactation is also largely mythical but there are many websites devoted solely to that practise...
Do you have a crimp? My god, you do as well!!!
an asshole. brown eye. dookie shute. it refers to ur asshole looking like the top of a bottle where the cap is crimpped.
When that fat bitch bent over i saw her nasty crimp.