A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are having sex and you shoot cum into the girls eyes, mouth, and womb. Then she proceeds to punch your balls ack furiously because you made her pregnant and blind.
Dayum son, did you see my friend? He was being a furious cummer last night dawg!
One who cums shit. Not to be confused with a cum shitter - very different ratios.
That fella turned out to be a real shit cummer.
Engaging in a sexual act with ones gf/bf mum or their own mum
Dude, i totally pulled off the ultimate mummer cummer last night with my gf's mum. She was screaming so loud!
sticking a man's penis into a woman's ear, and ejaculating into it. usually performed by asians.
Damn, I couldn't hear for a week after Johnny gave me cummers ear !
When you make a maze out of you dried cum.
I’m just made a new maze cummer and it won a prize.
A person who cums without having any reaction so their partner is unaware.
I was ridding my boyfriend and he had an orgasm without me knowing about it. He is a ninja cummer.
someone who disrespects animals and decides to unload on their feline pet
Oh my god Shane is a total cat cummer