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when someone fucking dies

Bill: ur mom gay Will: ur mom dead Bill: *cries*

Adj - Extremely tired, in pain from physical exertion.

"Man, can you grab me a drink? I just ran all the way here, and man, am I dead."

Dead: No longer takeing up space and breathing our air.

I'm glad that son-of-a-bitch is dead, See also; bit the shit and negative patient care outcome

A now-empty bottle of alcohol.

The vodka's dead. Who killed the fucking vodka? Whoever killed the vodka has to fucking replenish it.

a bowl that is now ash, so you can't smoke it any more.

*toke toke toke*... it's dead, but let's pack it up again.

UNCONSCIOUS

ECCLESIASTES 9:5-6 5) For the living know that they will die; But THE DEAD KNOW NOTHING. THEIR MEMORY IS FORGOTTEN. 6) THEIR LOVE, HATRED AND ENVY ARE ALL GONE. They will never again participate in anything that happens under the sun.

when something is no longer living because it was shot with a seeking missile

Dave Perhac is dead because his really cool friend Josh shot him with a seeking missile