A fork of Rural Dictionary
Today is they day where every student doesnt show up to school to confuse students, spread the news !!
friend 1: yo tomorrow is December 2nd.
friend 2: looks like im not going to school today.
It is national skip school day
I am skipping school on 2nd December
sickest day of the year. absolutely amazing. anyone born on this day is a god damn amazing person and you should give them a hug or something. if you have no friends that are born on 2nd december, you have a legal right to hug anyone you please
A: why did you hug me you dumb bitch
B: im lonely and its the 2nd december
Judge: yeah he has a right to, next case please
2nd December is annual kiss a boy named Caleb day in all South Africa schools
Boy: Kiss me
Girl: No Caleb ew
Boy: you have to its 2nd December
If u dont respect your better half than this day will show it.
Do everything as your lover say and the other day switch.
Student: why u dont buy him this for 2nd December
Other student: because i dont love him
This means that u have to buy everything for only this day.
International Shit Day:
(Noun) Yearly Event:
At 1.PM Universal Time 2nd December, we all take a shit together. Weather in public or personal bathroom, you must save your shit, then dump it every year.
International Shit day (2nd December)
Fred: Bro, I gotta take a shit
Erik: No wait. Save it for the 2nd of December.
Fred: You know what, you're right!
Erik: Tell your friends to save their shit as well.