A fork of Rural Dictionary
A country where you can be one of two things: A loser who does nothing and gets paid well for it by the state. Or a person that works hard to make a living and gets fucked in the ass 24/7 by the state.
Loser: "I feel a bit sick so I think i'll just sit at home and do nothing" Denmark:"Ya you do that. And here, have some money because its sad for you" Winner: "I'm gonna work hard and get me a good life with a good car and lots of money" Denmark: "Oh no your not! If you do that i'm gonna take away 68% of all the money you make!!! I'm gonna put a 200% import tax on the cars you want!!!! I'm gonna fuck you up!!!" Winner: "Fuck this I'm moving to America"
Denmark, home of the Danes - Those guys who always forget their snow chains when they decide to spend their winter holidays skiing in Sweden or Norway.
Swedish guy: "Oh look, that guy can't drive his car up the hill because he forgot his snow chains..." Norwegian guy: "Yeah, he must be from Denmark..."
Denmark is a small country located to the north of Germany and south of Sweden and Norway. It is a small-minded little country, populated by xenophobic bigots called Denmarkians. These people have the worst teaching standards in Europe, extremely high levels of medical malpractice and are considered the worst environmental thugs in Europe due to the overuse of fosil fuels. The Denmarkians paint their houses yellow to signify that cowardice is a chief Denmarkian trait. Most Denmarkians fly the Denmarkian flag outside of their homes in order to make non-Denmarkians feel like they do not belong in the country. Shops in Denmark are open for about 3 hours a day and rarely accept anything but cash or gold. The greedy Denmarkians do not trust banks, probably because most banks in Denmark went bust during the economic crisis. Denmark is a poor, depressed country and visitors to it usually leave at the first opportunity.
Denmark sucks
A country that is displayed as a very happy country. However the weather sucks, gangs rule the streets, robberies and gang killings happen way too often. Ten years ago there wasn't a gang problem but over the last few years with the government still thinking there wasn't a problem, gangs have grown super quickly. Streets are flooded with drugs as it has one of Europe's biggest drug consumptions. People aren't very nice as they have something called "janteloven". It is an unwritten society rule, it basically means: "don't think you're better than anyone else" or "fuck you if you drive a luxurious car". They will literally shit on you in every possible way if you have something nice or expensive that they don't have.
Man 1: "Yo dude I wanna move to Denmark, it's sounds so nice there" Man 2: "No, it really is not that nice"
Denmark, officially the Kingdom Of Denmark, is a kingdom in Northern Europe. Danish is the official and primary language spoken there.
Denmark has a low level of corruption.
Denmark is not only a country, it is also a Capital. Of which state? very few people in the world know the exact location of this capital, therefore, it could be the capital of anywhere. The search for this mysterious place is ongoin, but one thing is for sure..Denmark is definitely a capital.
What is the capital of Ohio...Denmark!....Perfecto! What is the capital of Maine...Denmark!....Si!! What is the capital of Nigeria...Denmark?...that is Correct!