A fork of Rural Dictionary
a sheet of plastic or latex used to protect yourself from S.T.D's during Oral Sex
Yummy, my dental dam still tastes like the fruit roll up that i took it from, sense we all know the the plastic in a fruit roll up wrap is a very good way of using a dental damn!
Term that covers any excuse for not closing the deal on a blow job.
Q: "Hey man, she was at your place for like 2 hours... You at least get some dome?" A: "Nope, fuckin' dental appointment."
The act of brushing your teeth multiple times right before a dentist appointment.
Guy 1: You going to the dentist? guy 2: Yah, I had a dental rush this morning.
A very slow and fulfilling blowjob.
I was with my girl the other day and she gave me some gentle dental
Someone who *knows* they need to go to the dentist but keeps putting it off because they are scared, they don't want to spend the money, or they think the problem will just go away on its own.
Bob: My teeth are killing me. Steph: Why don't you go see the dentist? You're always complaining about your teeth. Bob: I don't wanna go. Steph: Man, you are dentally retarded.
an obnoxious, racist, petty, and/or blasphemous person. synonyms include #CheeseDickSalesman.
the Rothschildren are a bunch of dental dickheads.
Instant dental work to some mouthy fucker who has got (in a roundabout way) what he was asking for.
"And the Lord proclaimed all who believe in he shall be awarded entry to the kingdom of heaven and sit at his side....but if thy disbelieve in his almighty power the lord shall show his displeasure and wrath with the pox and scurvy and dental surgery"