Country Dictionary

a unite of measure that measures derfs

one derf is the equivalent of one derf

A person of extremely high and incomprehensible intelligence. A genius of monumental and baffling proportions.

I wish I was just a derf. Then I would know the answers to all the questions in life.

Synonym for taint. The space between the balls and the asshole

"She licked my derf"

a # between 5 & 6 sometimes used as something you say when you are mad

oh derf! or one,two,three,four,derf,five

a fag. one who is constantly a jerk and says bad things about others. sweats profusely, especially from the palms. can be made nice by offering an ultimatum.

I hate that DERF! He always talks about "that guy" that he isn't supposed to talk about.

I hate that DERF! He is so mean!

I hate that DERF! He is writing an incredibly rude and secretive novella about me.

I hate that DERF! Today, he was so annoying I had to pencil-slap him...like 25 times.

1: A ridiculously stupid or dumb person who doesnt understand anything, such as a ditz. 2: Someone who should be a stereotypical blonde, minus the blonde hair.

Person 1: Did you hear that Amie said that 2 + 2 = 3?!
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a derf

Number between 5 and 6

1 2 3 4 5 derf 6 7