Country Dictionary

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Baby Dick

Someone with a very tiny penis like that of a wee child. These people generally are small in stature and have low self esteem. They cope with their illness by baby dicking others at Halo2.

That Baby Dick just stuck me with a plasma grenade.

by CAUDILL March 26, 2007

baby dick

a small penis. usually a turn off for girls and some men.

wes has a baby dick

by emicracker112 May 06, 2009

Baby Dick

Having a minuscule penis.
One who is lacking in the meat department. People who are racists often suffer from BABY DICK.

Ike, stop posting here, we all know you have a BABY DICK.
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HAHA, OMG.. Look at Ike's teeny tiny BABY DICK, it looks like a Lima bean.

Baby Dick

A penis that mimics one of a babies. usually only handled with two fingers or less for urinating or masturbation. a person living their life without ever pleasuring a women like David Licatta

Jeremy: Damn girl your mad tight
Girl: Oh I used to fuck Dave
Jeremy: Oh that nigga has a baby dick!

by panik718 October 08, 2011

baby dick

i was outside smoking a cigarette and this kid jesse was staring at it all jealous and i was thinking wtf is his problem and then when i walked in his room later while he was undressed i finally understood why

a 4 inch penis will NOT get the job done

by pencildick February 26, 2005

baby dick

when a peron (male) has a dick smaler or equal to a baby's dick. this is a term oraginated in boston ma this is an insult to any man and if you get called this nock that bitch ass niggah out real quick. (617 all day)

Brad: "yo you have a baby dick!"
Will: "shut the fuck up bitch!!!"
(Will knocks him out wicked quick)
Will: "Who's the baby dick now?"

by {blood nigga} February 18, 2008

Baby dick

A man who is a bitch and has a baby dick

Guy: Yo baby dick, you’re a bitch
Baby dick: No you are

by DaddyNugget October 04, 2021