A fork of Rural Dictionary
Elise Bishop will most likely say this to you if you touch her leg. If somebody says this to you, you are not provided with a lawyer in court.
"Hey Elise.. ;)" "Don't touch me you freak!"
A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort. Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion. Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close." Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.
"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!" Me: That's what she said