Country Dictionary

To squire about town with your papel dorf.

Jeff: Hey pahps, what are you up to today? Jarren: Oh nothing, just squire-dorfing with my pahps!

Short for Dorf Fortress, phonetic spelling of a common pronunciation of the game's title. Primarily used within the game's community when referring to the game in a light-hearted way. See Dwarf Fortress

Hay guize, let's run a succession game of Dorf Fort! Alright, because I'm a huge dumb, I'm going to be doing a DORF FORT LP for all you lovely people.

Cumming on your own chest and letting it dry repeating multiple days in a row until you have a giant cum mass on your torso

I've started Dorfing and my shirt is glued to my chest

The act of fisting using a purple glove to replicate the purple aura of ganondorf's "b-move" in super smash brothers

"Yo, Chad I g-dorfed Suzy last night."

mack.

A: DORF! B: Oh so mack A: Yeah, pretty much

Any man over the age of 25 with a compulsion to sniff the banana seats of little girls bicycles.

"Susie, don't ever leave your bike in the yard. Our neighbor Lonny is a snorkle dorf."

A woman over the age of 25 who sniffs the banana seats of little boys bikes. See snorkel dorf.

"Carl, keep the bike in the garage. Your little friends mother is a snarkle dorf."