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drugs

Candy for adults. And when I say adults, I don't mean thirty year old fucks that don't have anything better to do, I mean any person during or after adolesence that can maintain a normal and healthy life with out having a substance control them.

1. John: Hey man, I'm so bored, I can't think of shit to do right now. Greg: Hey pal, lets roll up a blunt and watch some t.v. John: Thanks friend! 2. John: Man, this party this weekend sounds cool, I can't wait. Greg: Yeah man, too bad there aren't gonna be any bitchin' hunnies there. John: For reals? I was trying to get my shit wet, now what am I gonna do? Greg: I have some LSD, wanna trip? John: I don't know man, isn't that one of those "drugs"? I hear things, plus I have homework and shit to do. Greg: Just do it before you go, as long as you don't rely on this shit every day for fun, it can't control your life. John: Man, if you were a woman, I'd fuck you so hard right now.

Drugs

an excuse for any situation

Business man- "Dude the funds just dropped 77%" You- "I'm on drugs" (Walk in of friend having sex with your wife) You- "Wtf man" Friend- "Its not me, its the drugs!"

by Rnash January 18, 2009

Drugs

The only savior for everyone and everything

Friend: man why am I so empty all the time? You: have you tried drugs?

by Notshrekyourlordandsavior March 15, 2021

drugs

drugs are fucking awesome. The people who say they're not have never done them and they dont know what they're fucking missing. drugs like mushrooms and even weed open one's mind up so much to the world and just makes them better people. besides they're FUN!!!!!!!!

people that get hurt by them , its their fault not the drugs, if ur smart you will be just fine.

by *alice* August 05, 2006

drug

friend in Russian, not joking

Person 1:Your my best drug Person 2:awww thanks

by come on mertis January 15, 2020

drugs

(Cultural Semantics): Symptom of a society in which legitimised greed has created a negative social condition resulting in a widespread desire to escape reality. Often used by capitalist dictators as a political diversion to distract the oppressed populace from issues that would result in said enforcers losing power.

Abuse of drugs is most prolific in capitalist regimes.

by Mystikan May 09, 2004

Drugs

One of the greatest things created by the Earth or by man. Usually used for entertainment or spiritual experiences. If you've never done them who are you to say what they'll do to us drug-users? Before I did anything I got mostly D's and F's in school. My most recent report card (after I started using) I got three A+'s, two A's, and two B's. So SUCK IT.

Let's go out and get some drugs so we can PARTY this weekend!

by Intriguing22 July 21, 2008