A fork of Rural Dictionary
When roommates in a townhouse, one living upstairs, one living downstairs bag the same girl in the same night.
Dude, I banged that chick last night and she rolled out afterwards... No she didn't man, she came downstairs and fucked me too... Buttfuck, not only did we pull off a Dundee Escalator, but now we're Eskimo bothers!
Scottish phrase given to one who instead of washes/showers/bathes, instead sprays themselves with deoderant.
'Are you going to shower before going out?', "naw, just gonna have a Dundee shower"
Nigerian slang for a fool or an idiot. It is believed to have originated after Dundee United played several friendlies in Nigeria in 1972. The tour was a disaster - and the term 'Dundee United' had been used ever since to describe someone of low intelligence among Lagos's Yoruba-speaking population.
That guy wearing the day-glo orange jersey, he's a real Dundee United
Movie made in the early 1970s. Featured a tough bushman who wrestled with crocodiles, and starred Paul Hogan. Much forgotten in today's society, but without it, there would be now Steve Irwin}.
Man, that was one good movie!
To grab a womans pussy without warning her. In some cases, to confirm that she's not a dude.
From "Amanda" by Dirt Nasty. "Is she a he, or he a she? I can't believe, I'ma do a crocodile dundee, and grab her pussy..."
A ramshackle town in Upstate New York where you have to drive for at least 30 mins to another town if you don't want to buy stuff from a dumpster fire. Because of the state you live in, your taxes are bigger than the economy will ever be. You're also governed by Andrew Cuomo, an incompetent Democrat that only won 6 counties that weren't NYC during his election. The census of the only school is smaller than Eminem's dick, so much so that the kids graduate knowing everybody in their class along with their inbred cousins. The school also tries to cut costs but wastes all of the extra money on their godawful football team while neglecting almost everything else (ex: forcing inexperienced kids to make an ad for the school because they can't afford a professional team/company). The population's not good at anything but hiding their drugs, because in every school locker nook and obese trailer trash's cranny, you'll find a gram or two of dust. The restaurants sell their piles of horse shit for a price you'd expect from a 5-star restaurant despite 70% of the population living off of welfare and food stamps. Meanwhile any improvement that could be made is cockblocked by a mayor who nobody knows is the mayor, because he's so insignificant outside of only making bad decisions (and is now trying to get re-elected, with no resistance at all from the retarded townsfolk). If you live here and have at least two brain cells, you'll know what I'm talking about.
"Mommy, why don't we just move to Dundee, NY?" "I don't want you catching their autism. There's nothing to do there, the mayor is more nonexistent than Half Life 3, and every town around it is better."
what you call it when you find a streak of poop in your underwear.
Guy: Ugh! This is my third Undee Dundee this week! Girl: What is an Undee Dundee? Guy: It's a poop streak in your underwear.