A fork of Rural Dictionary
Eamon Holmes.
Eamon Holmes?
A little fat ugly rat who likes to watch xxx because he has no friends
Eamon
The type of guy who can't take a shit without taking of all of his clothes (leaving shoes and socks on) and bracing the walls either side of him.
'Hey man, have you seen Eamon?' 'See the trail of clothes leading to the cubicle and I reckon you'll be close'
Super cool guy with a very muscular right arm.
Eamon is currently doing your mum