A fork of Rural Dictionary
Guy 1 : "I'm only putting on newbie gains, I just don't know how to grow" Guy 2 "Go talk to Sam he's an Enlightened Lifter"
1. percieved enlightenment obtained through methods that dont neccessarily deliver the productivity of enlightenment 2. shortcut to enlightenment (an oxymoron as one cancels out the latter)
(as in.. he may think that hes figured it out living inside his acid trip but no real progress has been made as he is still attached to the one plane- he percieves to be "it") ex: "Ive seen many suffer the illusions of backdoor enlightenment in the psytrance scene."
A strange figure that Starman Deluxe mentions toward the end of EarthBound, upon his defeat by your hands. It has no known manifestation in the game nor is it said to have one. All that it says is that Ness and his friends are bound to beat Giygas.
Starman Deluxe: You're much stronger *whirrr* than our intelligence indicated... We were not *beep* prepared for that eventuality... The Prophecy from the *click* Apple of Enlightenment may be true... but you must not *whirrr* underestimate us.
1. One who is marked by a considerable amount of knowledge and reasoning ability. 2. A legendary Starsiege: Tribes player and charmer of young females. 3. A garden tool used primarily for digging.
That studious boy is studying so he can become an Enlightened One.
When you convince your grandma that paying farmers a living wage is a good thing and she rolls up with those Equifruit bananas.
Man, my grandma finally found that banana enlightenment.
A new era of enlightenment of the masses made possible by the easily accessible information provided by the internet.
In this age of web-enlightenment, anyone can be an expert at anything in just a few clicks.
A fictional cult from the novel, "Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah. This cult is lead by John Cronus, a charismatic character who convinces his followers to give up all their worldly possessions and sign their lives over to him. They start a commune in an island away from U.S. law where they are forced to give up their individuality.
"Let that be the last killing. I am tired of it! We are the Enlightened Ones, not the grim reapers. We were meant to evolve. There is still more to live for, but we’ll never know about it unless we do everything we can to stay alive" --"Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah