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Esp

Esp is a group of sexually incapable faggots, a member of esp Buzzcock, likes it in the ass while smokin a pak of candy. another member Zach Moses sucks pleanty of cock, so you cant understand a word he says. Mike on the otherhand is the worst of the 4, mike has visions of having wild pasionate sex with a 16 yr old while eating her foot. mike is 20 and is a psycopath. the last member of the group is MR.shibbs who has a former girlfriend who is a pornstar, and is a teen. they are the new A-TEAM!!!!

Esp Rocks your body all night long, and longer baby

by MR.WHISKERS December 05, 2004

ESP

Extra Sloppy Poop. Pretty much speaks for itself. But for those needing a little more clarity, it's when you waste matter is not solid. Brown clumpy water. Stomach issues that results in a real messy toilet bowl.

I was at this party and I went into the bathroom and the guy before me must oh had ESP. Man, the toilet was a big brown mess from his extra sloppy poop.

by Rim Licker April 02, 2009

esp

refering to the ESPlande, in Toronto, Canada. The people in The Esplande, have a destinctive accent that is often referred to as sonding like a sheep.

"Where you from playa?"
"East ESP, holmes"

by Mr. Frosty March 13, 2005

esp xtreme

A pre workout soooo strong that even 1/5 of a serving will rock you into another dimension. The level of hype it creates is unmatched by any other!

Person 1: Yo man have you tried that new pre workout ESP Xtreme?
Person 2: Yea man!! My buddy took it once and his heart exploded before he even made it to the gym!

by Pre_gods January 23, 2019

most esp

Short for most especially.

I hate her, most esp when she stirs up some dramarama.

by laurenthelame October 24, 2006

Text ESP

The act of knowing you are about to recieve a text message seconds before you actually receive one. A paranormal phenomenon experienced by total text addicts.

"It's ridiculous but we DO send a crapload of texts..."

"Yeah, I'm completely addicted to texting. Like to the point where I know my phone's gonna blow up right before it actually does. I have Text ESP.

by Mandy<3 November 13, 2007

ESP Guitars

A very successful guitar company catering to players with a more agressive style or taste , many familiar looking guitar designs are re-vamped or modified to appeal to a younger or more agressive demographic.

Many famous bands play ESP guitars live or in the studio , like metallica , slayer , deftones , children of bodom , the rolling stones and more

by james o March 22, 2007