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A carbonated beverage made popular by ICP and their huge army of Juggalos. Bottled in Detroit, MI. It's not as unhealthy as some may say, no more unhealthy than any other soda can find in a store. Many, many flavors, including Rock & Rye, Redpop, Vanilla Cream, Black Rasberry, and many more delicious flavors.
Ninja: Shit, I'm thirsty, yo.
Killa: Wanna Faygo? I got a Rock & Rye in the freeze now.
Ninja: Hell Yea, bring that shit out!
Everybody Sing!
Juggalos: Send yo' momma straight up to the sto'. Tell that Bitch to bring home a Faygo!
(1) n. a poseur, akin to someone who attends Rocky Horror Picture Show presentations for the rice. A Faygo is not there for anything else but the experience.
(2) n. the brand name of a soft drink sold in Detriot, Michigan and surrounding areas.
Bruce: You got your tickets?
Esham: Yeah, there ain't no way I'm standin' in line behind all 'dem Faygos.
The best Soda ever hands down. Even if your a juggalo, from Detroit or whatever it is awesome. It's best favors are Rock and Rye, Orange and moonmist.
Ex 1: I was at the ICP concert and Shaggy threw a 2 liter of faygo at the whole cword
Ex 2: I wanna go home and drink some faygo while I listen to my old records and eat spagettios
A cheap soda that is produced in Detroit, Michigan. Faygo is often popularized by the group ICP and it's fans, often refered as "Juggalo's", where the ICP members grew up in a suburb of Detroit and drank Faygo. Faygo has many flavors is very cheap.
Person 1: I'm thirsty
Person 2: How much change you got?
Person 1: 90 cents...
Person 2: Let's go get a Faygo Rock N' Rye (flavor)
The best pop ever made. love havin it sprayed all over me when im at an ICP concert. ICP_SUX is probably gay cuz he says it tastes like cum.
ICP_SUX- "tastes exactly like day old semen"
Me reading that- WTF? What a fag! Faygo is the best
a type of soda manufactured in detroit, michigan.promoted by the awesome rap group the Insane Clown Posse, faygo is also known as the juggalo drink even though the faygo company asks ICP to stop promoting their drink because they are little BITCHES AND THEY DESERVE TO DIE! but they make good soda though.
"the joker's wild is brought to you by faygo. EVERYBODY SING! send yo mama straight up 2 da sto'. tell that bitch to bring home a faygo"
Do not spill the Faygo. This will result in a serious ass whooping by a and/or many Juggalo's around you. Witnessed it. Seen it happen.
*Juggalo sips Faygo out of 2 liter bottle*
*Juffalo comes up and starts a verbal fight*
*Juffalo knocks bottle out of Juggalo's hand*
-Everyone around this battle screams "Dude, you do not spill the Faygo" and other various phrases of the sort-
*Juffalo gets his face punched in*
-The End-