Country Dictionary

To finger someone of any size.

I'm going to fat finger my girlfriend later.

The fattest of the fingers. Everyone notices the fat when the fingers are fat. No one likes fat fingers. They usually fat finger everyone!!! Stay away from fat fingers.

He has Fat Fingers!! stay away!!

When you incorrectly enter a letter in place of another letter.

I fat-fingered and added a letter.

That one kid that has a loud trash ass mic in fill lobbies, sounds like a obese kid, and smashes his fuckin keyboard when he dies. Also known as Fat Finger Shit Heads.

Me: *kills Fat Finger Fortnite Kid* Fat Finger Fortnite Kid: *screams and smashes his keyboard/controller*

When a fat chick gets engaged but you can’t see her ring because her Finger fat covers it.

Yo, Did you see fat Bertha got engaged? Yea, she showed me her ring,but I could not see it because her Finger fat covered it.

The opposite of a five-finger discount. When you "accidentally on purpose" raise the price for something by making a typo.

My drink cost $5, yo, but the bartender, he does the Fat-Finger Round-Up to $6!