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Taking a shit twelve inches in length in roughly five minutes.
I just took the biggest five minute footlong. Did you see that "FMF" that was left in the toilet? ........Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"........
the act of spamming your keyboard randomly when board in school
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Fuck me forever When you know it's over with someone, and though the regret you feel tears you apart, this lets them know how you want them to feel about you. Not because you feel the same about them, but there's nothing more you can do.
I can see this is going nowhere. You still have no idea how I feel, but it doesn't matter now. You'd best forget about me... FMF.