Country Dictionary

For Only Retarted Drivers

Here I sit broken hearted... Bought a ford that almost started.

Fulfills Off Road Demands

An acronym for Ford.

First On Race Day. Period.

That Ford Mustang GT just beat my Civic!? How can that be?! I thought my 6 foot spoiler and super fast decal stickers made me faster... I don't get it!

First On Race Day. One of the most reliable cars on the planet. A car that will outlast any Chevrolet (Cracked heads every valve rattles oil leaks every time)

Q:Carl Edwards won again, what does he drive? A: Ford FIRST ON RACE DAY

FORD: Fix or Repair Daily

Does what it says on the tin.

The absolute worst manufacturer and vehicle ever even thought of. The trucks are so crappy! Especiallly with the Powerstroke engines! The Mustangs are not that great. A Dodge Challenger would smoke it so easily in a quarter mile. The suv's are small and slow. Everything is very crappily built. Everything is wicked slow! Just get a Dodge!

"Hey man, did you just see me kill thawt twin turbo Ford Powerstroke with my stockCummins?" "Heck yeah dude! Ford sucks!

F or O ff R oad D riving

dude, lets take that ford to the desert!!!