Country Dictionary

fuck(ing) the lions; used as reference to lions/cougars particularly in night clubs

Bob- "Dude, I was totally FTL last night."
Bill- "Omg. No way, you're nuts, bro.

For The Lols - Doing something to seek joy and laughter. Internet slang.

Originates from two sources:
Source 1 - FTW (For the win)
Source 2 - LOL (Laugh out loud)

Example 1:

X: Should we go and put our faces in pie?

Y: Why?

X: FTL (For the lols)

Example 2:

Terrorist 1: Why do you live in a cave?

Bin Laden: FTL (For the lols)

1. "Faster Than Light"

2. A company that creates men and women's underwear.

FTL boy's/men's briefs would have to be the best choice if you want to be a chick magnet.

Fruit of The Loom; an underwear manufacturer

Johnny always wears FTL boxer briefs.

For the Loose. The Opposite of 'FTW'. Derrived from Gamer Terms, its used to describe something is bad, terrible or shouldn't be used.

"Monthly Fee's FTL!!!"

Fabulous Tranny Leopardskin

Prince is often seen in a FTL

Fuck the lower 48. Expression from Alaska referring to local discontent with the rest of the continental Union.

Person 1: "That's not what they do in the rest of the country."
Person 2: "FTL."