A fork of Rural Dictionary
When everyone on the planet turbo blasts their peepii simultaneously and rips a hole in space-time.
All male beings have unloaded their child-matter at once. We have entered The Fuckenning.
(v.) To render something/someone fucked. The alternative "to fuck", as in, "I'm going to fuck this person" is easily confused as being a sexual reference, whereas "I'm going to fucken this person" is easier to understand as it can only have one meaning.
"I have thoroughly fuckened this meat. Now let's make some burgers."
Next level fucked, God-tier fucked Anybody, thing or place can be absolutely fuckened;
Heggy G: Yo shitsmith you look off your dial Shitsmith: Matey, I am absolutely fuckened
All those damn hippie fuckens smell like patchouli oil and b.o.
The reckoning of all of the fuckery in one's life in order to forward. Psychologists also refer to this as "integration" - the positive experience of psychological maturity.
Holy shit, it's the fuckening. I hated XXXX and was incapable of XXXX because it is directly related to this singular event and the negative way that event made me feel. By removing the negative associations to that event, I can now experience XXXX in a new and positive way.
That one thing you and your co-workers/friends know about but you had a brain fart and forgot what its called.
Hey Bill where is the fucken thing we used yesterday.
When your cat(s) start tearing the house apart at 3 AM running around like they're possessed
When you hear the sound of your cat full speed sprinting and objects breaking late at night, you know the fuckening has commenced.