Country Dictionary

Fun + lunch = Funch Simple, innocent, clean, fun lunch. Just fun. At lunchtime. Nothing lewd. Calm down.

Lunch is always so much fun with you. Let’s call it funch.

To take one's lunch-break, and engage in any number of sexual acts with any number of individuals, instead of eating.

As a noun: "I'm going to take funch." As a verb: "I hear Sally and Bob are funching." Or, "You dirty funchers."

fucking and hunching

same as having intercourse and dry sex

An expression of anger; a self-censoring word to replace "fuck"

That mother funches funchnut! I funchin' told him to get the funches out here lest I funch him up!

To hunch someone in the face (sexual relations to another's face). Also applicable to oral sex.

I funched my Girlfriend last night.

The simple, pleasurable act of colliding with another object.

I walked around the corner and funched Ol 'Pappy!

Fucking after lunch.

"The chicken was great—now let's go have funch."